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"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers."
― Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns Fifty

"Some beautiful paths can't be discovered without getting lost."
― Erol Ozan

"I think a lot of psychopaths are just geniuses who drove so fast that they lost control."
― Criss Jami, Killosophy

"Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror."
― Colin Powell

"Are you in the car that's almost caused three accidents on North Vance?" Hannah asked. "Because I'm following you with my lights flashing, and whoever's driving isn't pulling over."
"Let him go," Claire said. "Trust me. You aren't going to get him to stop."
"Oh, God. It's Myrnin, isn't it?"
"Tell that police lady to stop chasing me," Myrnin said, annoyed, from the front seat. "Really, I'm not THAT bad at this."
― Rachel Caine, Bite Club

"driving at the speed limit--hideous thought."
― Stephenie Meyer

"You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it."
― Rachel Caine, Bite Club

"Learn to drive?"
"Never," said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger."
― Diana Wynne Jones, Archer's Goon

"See?" he said, with an unholy amount of glee. "I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often."
"No. Trust me, you shouldn't," Eve said. "Think of all the little old people and the children."
― Rachel Caine, Bite Club

"Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don't have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. And sometimes on the way, the train is delayed and you get impatient, so you have to kill someone on the subway. That's why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car."
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

"I've seen and swam and climbed and lived and driven and filmed. Should it all end tomorrow, I can definitely say there would be no regrets. I am very lucky, and I know it. I really have lived 5,000 times over."
― Benedict Cumberbatch

"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic."
― Dan Rather

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine."
― Tommy Cooper

"I drive a motorbike, so there is the whiff of the grim reaper round every corner, especially in London."
― Benedict Cumberbatch

"If you have no good drive in you, your life will not be steered through a good direction. It will miss its destined station. Passion or drive is what moves the vehicle of a fulfilled life."
― Israelmore Ayivor

"I can only drive slowly."
"That's all right."
"And I can only do left turns."
Rose ran downstairs, grabbed a road atlas, and ran triumphantly back up again. "Wales is left! Look! It's left all the way!"
― Hilary McKay, Saffy's Angel

"He likes driving very fast on the wrong side of the road," said Sarah. "Which I can completely understand."
― Hilary McKay, Saffy's Angel

"Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren't for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births."
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"My love,
you are driving the entire world mad.
The nightingales are committing suicide
one by one out of jealousy of your voice.
The roses took one glance at your beauty
and folded themselves from shame.
The trees now only whisper your name
and the sky hasn't stopped crying since you looked up.
Have pity on us, my love.
We have already broken all the mirrors and glass
out of fear that you will forget us
and fall in love with yourself
once you see what we all
cannot stop seeing."
― Kamand Kojouri

"I haven't met that many women, human or angelic, who actually like to drive. In my experience they seem to be much more pragmatic about the whole thing than we are. For most males, driving is an extension of their masculinity; they have little fantasy scenarios going all the time - races, chases, and dramatic combat with other drivers. Females, on the other hand, generally seem to view driving as something you do to get somewhere. I know, crazy."
― Tad Williams, The Dirty Streets of Heaven

"No I am not okay. I've just been pulled out of play tryouts where I had to be the first to audition and everyone's trying out for the same parts, I just had a very bizarre conversation with the school secretary, Megan may be throwing up her cucumber sandwiches, I've broken five of the seven deadly sins in as many hours, a demon may be inside a girl in my world religions class, Grant Brawner called me by name, my license photo looks like a dead fish, I have to drive my friends all over town in two hours when I've never even driven without Dad before, none of my birthday wishes have come true yet, and now you're here with muffins like I'm in second grade? So, no, I am not ok."
― Wendy Mass, Leap Day

"Writing is not a great profession as a lot of writers proclaim. I write because this is something I can do. Another thing—very often I think a lot of writers write because they have failed to do other things. How many writers can't drive? A lot. They're not practical. They are not capable in everyday life."
― Ha Jin

"People who could easily be mistaken as preteens just shouldn't even try to pull off the look-at-me-I'm-so-serious-and-mysterious-and-sexy look. Especially while driving because, please, you look like you are twelve and a half and driving with a serious look. Most kids who get the opportunity to drive illegally are smiling so big that they look dyslexic and about to piss their pants with excitement because they are in operation of a vehicle that isn't manufactured by PlayStation. "
― Chase Brooks

"Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road."
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

"The cars rushing below knew nothing. People in cars weren't New Yorkers anyway, they'd suffered some basic misunderstanding. The two boys on the walkway, apparently standing still they were moving faster than the cars.
Nineteen seventy-five."
― Jonathan Lethem, The Fortress of Solitude

"Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die... #AHOLE"
― Andy Ostrom, An A-Hole Goes To Work

"He said that for those who hadn't been to California, what it was most like was an enchanted island. The spitting image. Just like in the movies, but better. People live in houses, not apartment buildings, he said, and then he embarked on a comparison of houses (one-story, at most two-story), and four- or five-story buildings where the elevator is broken one day and out of order the next. The only way buildings compared favorably to houses was in terms of proximity. A neighborhood of buildings makes distances shorter, he said. Everything is closer. You can go walking to buy groceries or you can walk to your local tavern (here he winked at Reverend Foster), or the local church you belong to, or a museum. In other words, you don't need to drive. You don't even need a car. And here he recited a list of statistics on fatal car accidents in a county of Detroit and a county of Los Angeles. And that's even considering that cars are made in Detroit, he said, not Los Angeles."
― Roberto Bolaño, 2666

"God have pity on the smell of gasoline
which finds its way like an arm
through a car window,
more human than kerosene,
more unctuous, more manly."
― S. Jane Sloat, In the Voice of a Minor Saint

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